Inexperienced Guy
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into
her apartment and immediately she suggests that
they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,
"I put my head between your legs and you put your
head between mine." Still not knowing what she's
talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment
he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the
position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What
was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it
again." she says. So, they get into position again, and
once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and
starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?"
she asks. The guy says, " If you think I'm sticking
around for 67 more of those, you're crazy