Two brothers were sent to prison
Unwilling to serve their time, the brothers immediately began planning their escape.
They located an unsecured window in an upper floor bathroom and stole bedsheets to create a makeshift rope.
To cover their escape, the older brother planned to fake a stomach cramp and pretend to be loudly ill,
to discourage anyone from investigating while the younger brother assembled their escape rope.
The younger brother asked if his brother was joking.
The older brother replied, “Nope, this is the real plan. I shit you knot.”