An elephant is walking through the jungle, and gets a painful splinter in his foot

An ant sees the elephant in pain and says “I can pull that splinter out of your foot.  But then you have to let me fuck you in the ass”

The elephant is hurting too much to laugh, so he agrees. The ant goes to work on his foot, and gets the splinter out. The ant says, “remember, we have a deal. Now I get to fuck you in the ass”

The elephant says “a deal is a deal - go ahead”. So the ant climbs up his hind leg, goes under his tail, and starts thrusting away. 

Meanwhile, a monkey in a tree has been watching this whole thing. The monkey grabs a coconut and throws it, hitting the elephant right in the head.  The elephant rears up on his hind legs and roars in pain. 

The ant yells, “Take it all, bitch!”

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