A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over.
\- Do you know that you were speeding, sir?
\- No officer, I didn't know I was speeding...
The wife then says:
\- Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I've been telling you to slow down for miles.
The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says:
\- Well, since I've got you pulled over did, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
\- No sir, I did not know that...
The wife says:
\- Oh please, Henry! I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!
The husband grinds his teeth but keep silent. The cop then adds:
\- And I noticed that you left rear lights weren't working either.
\- Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.
The wife says:
\- Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn't need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.
The man explodes with anger:
\- WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, YOU BITCH?
The cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her:
\- Does he always talk to you this way?
\- Oh no, officer, only when he's been drinking.
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