Two nuns were driving down an English country road late at night when suddenly

Two nuns were driving down an English country road late at night when suddenly, WHUMP a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car snarling and hissing!

The nun driving tried swerving violently but the vampire held on.

Then she tried slamming on the brakes and then flooring the gas but the vampire held on.

At her wits end, she screamed at the nun in the passenger seat, “show him your cross!”

So she leaned forward in her seat, shook her fist at the vampire and shouted, “Oi! Getcher bloodsuckin’ arse the fook off me bonnet, ye fookin’ undead areshole!”