A daughter calls to her mother:

 "I'm divorcing Irv." All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex.

 My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent coin. When it used to be the size of a nickel.

" Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, live in an 8-bedroom mansion, drive a $250,000 Ferrari, get a $ 3,000-a-week allowance, and take 6 vacations a year. 

Do you want to throw all that away...over 45 cents?"