Incident With Naked Wife In Bathroom
A woman slips naked in her bathroom, does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says: "I'll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her."
The husband says: "OK. I'll lick her ear & play with her tits while your gone."
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