Jack got chatting with a girl in a bar last night,

"Can I buy you a drink?" He asked.

"Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.

""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," Jack assured her.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please.

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While J was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"

Jack said, "My wife found out."