Two men were marooned on an Island

Two men were marooned on an Island. One man paced back and forth, worried and scared while the other man sat back and started sunning himself.  The first man said to the second man, "Aren’t you afraid we are about to die?" "No," said the second man, "I make $100,000 a week and I tithe faithfully to my church every week. My pastor will find me."