A new bride went to her doctor for a check up

 

A new bride went to her doctor for a check up

A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"

The doctor replies "We call that the pen#s." The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the pen#s?"

The doctor replies "We call that the head of the pen#s. The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the pen#s?"

The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my arse