Mother went to pick up her son from School - Funny Joke
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies - I had s*x with my teacher. She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him
I had S ^ * X with my teacher. The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. Just after leaving the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds
No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts.
Joke 02
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school”