The president of the US is taking a tour of a hospital
On the first floor, they walk by a room where a man is masturbating furiously. The president says "oh my God! What is going on??" The tour guide explains "he has to do that 5 times a day. If he doesn't, he will die." The president says "oh my, feel so sorry for him! I will try to clear up some federal funds for people like him!"
They continue on to the second floor. They pass a room, and a nurse is giving a blowjob to a male patient. The president says "oh my! What's his problem?"
The tour guide says "he's got the same problem as the guy on floor one, but he's got better insurance."
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