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Wife Has A Lover

Wife Has A Lover Bob – I think my wife has a lover – a florist. Andy – How do you know? Bob – When I returned home after w…

One was My Wife and one was my Mistress

One was My Wife and one was my Mistress to walk up and ask if they can play through. About halfway towards them, he stops …

Forty-Five Year Old Lady

Forty-Five Year Old Lady I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,  “What did he say abo…

Wife or Angel

Wife or Angel Two men were talking about their wives The first man says: “My wife is an angel!” The second man says: “You’…

When Blonde Said Take Whatever You Want

When Blonde Said Take Whatever You Want at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart. Her clothes would have never fit yo…

Flirty Guy and Blonde

Flirty Guy and Blonde, Blonde says OK when was I born? Guy says: Yesterday.

A husband tells his wife

A husband tells his wife A husband tells his wife: "I bet you can't say something that makes me happy and sad at t…

Soldier’s Breakup off his Engagement

Soldier’s Breakup off his Engagement with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep y…

Drinking Groom

Drinking Groom better than to be out boozing in the early hours just before a big wedding, but I don’t like to see the gro…

While Getting Married What Guy asked

While Getting Married What Guy asked something like this to the boy’s parents….?????? No….. because women don’t lie

I Accidentally Overturned a Golf Cart

I Accidentally Overturned a Golf Cart I’ll help you get the cart up later.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I…

Police Inspector

Police Inspector you reporting it now? Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it

Dinner Reservation

Dinner Reservation also my sister and step-mother. Restaurant Host- Ok, I’ll put you in for a table for four, near the gro…

Smallest Things

Smallest Things It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me

Man kisses his wife

Man kisses his wife he says to his wife. “Oh my dear what is it?” “Well first i got fired from work” “Oh hon don’t worry, …

Woman and Doctor

Woman and Doctor The woman demands a third time, “Doctor, I want you to kiss me!” The doctor answers, “No! It’s unprofessi…

The Most Important Body Part

The Most Important Body Part The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most im…

Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live

Woman Finds Out How Long She Has To Live A 45 year old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was rushed to the hos…

Why this man wants to live 100 years

Why this man wants to live 100 years and I stay away from any place with second hand smoke.” “Do you eat a lot of sugary a…

He Falls in Love With Traditional Girl

He Falls in Love With Traditional Girl To see if he really does love her, the father asks “And why is that?” The guy lets …

biggest confusion in whore house

biggest confusion in whore house house gets $75.” So he leaves. At the second house, he’s told a girl costs $100 “What’s t…

Mother of Six

Mother of Six A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts callin…

Top 10 Evil Serial Killers

Top 10 Evil Serial Killers These are not just the standard notorious serial killers; these are some of the most horrific a…

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