Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies.

 Four men are in a hospital because their wives are having babies.

A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.” The man says, “That’s crazy, because I work for the Minnesota Twins.” The nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” The man says, “That’s also crazy, I work for the 3M Company.” The nurse tells the third guy, “Congratulations, you’re the father of quadruplets.” The man says, “That’s also crazy, I work for the four seasons hotel.” The last man is freaking out and banging his head against the wall. The nurse asks him, “What’s wrong? Trying to get a headache?” He replies, “No, I’m doomed! I work for 7UP.”