SMALL BOY ASKED QUESTION ABOUT
"Mummy, mummy, what's a p*ssy?" asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat.
"That's a p*ssy," she said.
"Mummy, mummy, what's a b*tch?" continued the little boy.
Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn't convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a p*ssy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle.
"There you are, son," he said,
"that's a pussy."
Then the little boy asked him what a b*tch was and dad replied sadly, "Everything outside the circle, son."
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