The mother- in -law stopped by unexpectedly at the recently married couple’s house.
After knocking on the front door, she immediately walks in, shocked to find her daughter in law laying on the couch with her legs spread, totally naked.
“What are you doing? The mother in law asks.
“I’m waiting for your Billy to get home from work”, replies the daughter in law.
“But you’re stark naked!” exclaimed the mother- in- law.
“This is my love dress”, the daughter explained.
“Love dress?! You’re naked!!!”
“Billy loves me to wear this dress when he gets home. It makes him horny and happy, and that in turn makes me happy.
Later that afternoon, on her way home the mother in law thought long and hard about the love dress. Maybe it could rekindle her love life.
When she got home, she quickly stripped her clothes off, showered, put on her best perfume, and jumped naked on the couch, lying there provocatively, waiting for her husband to get home.
Finally, her husband arrived, walked in to find his wife naked on the couch.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
Why this is my love dress that I’m wearing for you.”
“Needs ironing.” What’s for dinner?”
