For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father

 For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father



said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is

$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford

it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door

with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe

told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling

Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

 And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a$280,000 mortgage & no bike!!!


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