A recent college graduate decided to turn to prostitution
Due to his huge student loans and low salary, so he placed a large sign that read:
One sexy time on the floor: 25$
One sexy time on the couch: 50$
One sexy time on the Bed: 100$
Then an old lady sees the sign and quickly runs to the bank makes a quick withdrawal and goes to the young man’s apartment and hands over the 100$ bill
The young man then says: “all right so sexy time in the bed you old saucy minx?”
Then the old granny smirks and says: “no sugar, I want 4 sexy times on the floor”
One sexy time on the floor: 25$
One sexy time on the couch: 50$
One sexy time on the Bed: 100$
Then an old lady sees the sign and quickly runs to the bank makes a quick withdrawal and goes to the young man’s apartment and hands over the 100$ bill
The young man then says: “all right so sexy time in the bed you old saucy minx?”
Then the old granny smirks and says: “no sugar, I want 4 sexy times on the floor”
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