How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
(This is a 6 in 1 joke)
Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left?
Person 2: 499.
Person 1: Correct!
Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Person 2: That’s not physically possible.
Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!
Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door.
Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!
Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!
Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How?
Person 2: I’m not too sure about that.
Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles!
Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested.
Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party!
Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How?
Person 2: The crocodiles ate her?
Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.
Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left?
Person 2: 499.
Person 1: Correct!
Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Person 2: That’s not physically possible.
Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!
Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door.
Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!
Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!
Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How?
Person 2: I’m not too sure about that.
Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles!
Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested.
Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party!
Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How?
Person 2: The crocodiles ate her?
Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.
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