A young man wanted to buy a pair of expensive gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday...

He went to an expensive boutique, bought

the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have

them delivered along with a note he had written.  Unfortunately,

the clerk mixed up the order while wrapping the merchandise. 

Instead of the expensive gloves, the clerk accidentally wrapped a

pair of panties and sent them to the young man's sweetheart along

with the following note which he had written.

      

Darling:

       I have been trying desperately to come up with a special 

gift for your birthday.  I chose these because I noticed that you 

are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.  

I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but since your 

sister wears the short ones which are so easy to remove, I wanted

to get the same style for you.

      

You may be concerned that these are a delicate shade, however,

the saleslady showed me a pair that she had been wearing for

three weeks and they were hardly soiled.  She said that there are

a couple of important care considerations that I should mention

to you.  First, when you take them off, remember to blow in them

before putting them away since they will naturally be a little

damp from wearing.  Second, be sure to keep them on while

cleaning them so that they won't shrink.

      

The saleslady made such an impression upon me that I had her try

them on for me.  She really looked great in them and I can just

imagine how great they are going to look on you.  I decided to

mail these so that you would have them in time for your birthday. 

I really hesitated because I wanted so much to be there to watch

you put them on for the first time.  There is little doubt in my

mind that many other hands will have touched them before I see

you again.  I can hardly wait to run my own hands over them or do

as the French do, and gently kiss them.  I hope you really like

them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

      

      

p.s.  The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.