Teacher greets the class, "Good morning children, today we will be working with numbers, adding and subtracting. Please get out your pencils".

After a short pause little Johnny puts up his hand and says, " I ain't go no pencils miss". The teacher moves to correct the bad grammar by example by stating. "Johnny, we have no pencils, they have no pencils, you have no pencils". Little Johnny thinks for a short while and raises his hand once again. "Yes Jonny, what have you to say?" Little Jonny replies in a puzzled manner " Who's got all the pencils then?"